This unique bottle opener is a fun and unique gift for graduates, especially. The bottle opener doubles as a magnet that sits firmly on your fridge door. I found this little goodie at UncommonGoods.com.
With this handy utility, there's no more scouring your home forever just to find a bottle opener. We all know the cool tricks to opening bottles like using a lighter or smacking the top off the corner of a table. Why go through that mess when you can have the convenience of this bottle opener right on your door. Give the kitchen table a break and purchase this fridge magnet for a friend or family.
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
An open letter to my patrons, Since opening my pub years ago, I have tried my best to stick with tradition. I have not added big screen televisions nor have I changed my beer selection with all those new fancy-foofy bottles of rubbish. And if anyone's noticed, I still even have a jukebox that plays actual CDs that were suggested by you the customer! Not the soulless digital music systems the new sports bar has. And up until now, I have offered traditional camel hair dartboards with real darts.
Unfortunately, during the last tournament, a couple of our better-known regulars (I'll not name names – Goddard) had a few too many pints and just about pinned another customer's head to the wall with a few wayward darts. To remedy this situation and to add a bit more excitement to our tourneys, I have purchased two Arachnid Commercial Dartboards. These machines use the soft tip darts, but are extremely accurate and are actually fun to play. This may also eliminate some of the fisticuffs over hand scoring as it also keeps track of scores, missed darts, handicaps, and every other tournament statistic.
So the camel hair dartboard now has a 3-pint maximum and is not to be used for tournaments. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I think everyone will appreciate the advantages of the new Arachnid dartboards and feel safer knowing they are no longer subject to beer-soaked projectiles. Though I'm sure someone will still stand a chance of losing an eye if not careful.
Cheers.
Forget those tiny wine glass rings or trying to remember what color umbrella was in your cocktail: Beer Bands are both fun and functional, and the perfect accessory to get for your next party. These reusable, durable, stretchy molded rings are sized to fit around a beer bottle or can (and also a wrist!) for the perfect accessory for the party and the next day, too. There are four styles - one even points out the designated driver - so now you can make sure everyone's drinking responsibly and have fun. Check out modernpoverty.com to get yours before the weekend starts.
As an editor, I've tried many a red pen at my desk. My standing favorite is the most marker-like I could find short of bringing a pack of markers to work. I blame Crayola.
I grew up with both a box of fat markers and a plastic tote of 96 Crayola crayons. I still describe colors with Crayola-approved names, and, if I had them, would likely mark my pages with a fresh red crayon.
Now, Perpetual Kid is bringing the crayon legitimately to the adult's desk with its Crayola Crayon Executive Pen. Sure, it's missing that waxy scent and texture, but it's perfect for busy executives longing for simpler days. Constructed with a brass body and fitted with a ball point tip, the Crayola Crayon Executive Pen comes in eight classic colors with a wood case that doubles as a pen holder. Going for $15.99 at www.perpetualkid.com, the pen is refillable; perhaps the best feature for people who always hated sharpening their crayons.
Crayola Executive Pen
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Posted By: Lindsey
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Having trouble satisfying your revenge fantasies? You can really stick it to your former significant other with the Ex Voodoo Knife Set. Find this and hundreds of other humorous gifts at Perpetual Kid.
I simply could not resist getting the Ex Voodoo Knife Set as a housewarming gift for my friend. I would guess this knife set is usually bought as a lighthearted gift for someone coming off a break-up or someone who is having relationship troubles, but I thought it made the perfect, whimsical gift for a young woman moving out on her own. It also made a great conversation piece during the housewarming party!
The gift didn't just supply laughs, though. It comes with a beautiful set of stainless steel knives that can tackle any job in the kitchen.
The Ex! from Perpetual Kid

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Posted By: Kevin
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And here I thought I'd seen it all when it came to novelty golf gifts! The golf club drink dispenser beats out the competition, though, because it's actually really practical and useful as well as being golf-related! This turned out to be the perfect gift for my godfather, who is attached to his golf clubs (and likes a good cold drink now and then too, if you know what I mean).
I found this gift pretty randomly, while doing an online search for "fun golf gifts." Most of the other things I was finding were things he already has, like personalized golf bags, little figurines, and things like that. He's not a figurine type of guy. But cold drink dispensing? He likes that almost as much as he likes golf.
I went ahead and ordered this product, and when it got here it was much cooler than I'd thought it would be. It fits right into a golf bag, and the dispensing head looks like a golf club, sticking out alongside your actual clubs. You just pull down on the head to fill your cup. It really is practical, because it's probably a huge pain to carry coolers and bottles while you're walking on a golf course. This is easy to carry and keeps your drinks cold.
My godfather, of course, laughed when I gave this to him, because his first thought was that now he could sneak drinks onto the course without anyone knowing. I just keep telling myself I bought it so he could carry Vitamin Water with him. Sometimes I believe it.
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Posted By: Brenda
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My husband is one of those guys who has a fascination with duct tape. It's cute; he can't help it. He's been known to duct tape everything from the bumper on his car (it got cracked) to the bathroom shower curtain (it got torn). It's become sort of a joke between us, so of course when his birthday came around this year I figured duct tape had to be affiliated to the gift somehow. At first I was going to wrap the gift in duct tape and attach a bow; but then I found something even better.
The website ThinkGeek.com
offers Duct Tape Walllets
. Seriously. I knew that you could make wallets out of duct tape, but these REALLY look like the real thing; they're very well made and sturdy, and it takes a second of looking at them before you realize what the material actually is. Technically, they are made out of Super Duct Tape, which is softer and more durable and isn't as sticky and messy as the household stuff. But they have the same look and feel. This was the perfect idea. My husband needed a new wallet, and this was probably the most "personalized" way of giving him one!
It might not be for everyone, but if you have a guy in your life who's stuck on the gray stuff, this is a pretty funny idea. It's also practical, and he'll think of you every time you use it. But be prepared to put up with a little bit of smugness, especially if, like me, you've told him before that he relies on duct tape too much. My husband opened his gift and the first words out of his mouth were "I TOLD you you can use duct tape for anything!" Okay, fine, whatever.
ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses 
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Posted By: Brenda
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